I feel fancy, have we met on a yacht?

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

southernstoner420:

As stupid a show as South Park is, it’s one of the realest shows on television today.

(Source: south-park-gifs)

(Source: whitegenocide)

uni-cxrns:

👽

uni-cxrns:

👽

veroushka:

Lana del Rey

"Vamp Of Constant Sorrow"

Rolling Stone, July 2014

Photographed by Theo Wenner

lullabyforamasochist:

persnicketyqueerprincess:

Beautiful collection of straight boys interacting with a bisexual for hopefully the first time in their lives.

BISEXUAL GILLS

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

mausspace:

weirdtrip:

he looks so pleased

"oh look. look at this apple. it me"

horf horf horf

(Source: tkr)

du4ne:

*stabs a memory foam mattress* remember that bitch